Soooo since I don't have cute babies of my own to post pics of everyday, I am left with posting what is exciting in my life right now and right now, retainers are exciting....like most of you I had braces in junior high, and once they were off I NEVER wore my retainer, well now im paying the price with my bottom teeth, one is starting to shift, so rather than having to wear braces all over again for two yrs I chose the retainer route...Let me just tell you ladies that nothing makes you feel more sexy than popping your retainers in before getting into bed WOW, talk about spicin' it up in the bedroom!!! .....NOT! Not only do I feel like a 14 yr old again, but I talk with a lisp, I spit all over, and apparently when Im sleeping I subconsciously take them out because when I wake up in the mornings we find them in random places in the bed or stuck to Rich's back (gross I KNOW!) . Not to mention that my dentist also told me that if I dont stop grinding my teeth at night I will have to wear a mouth guard! WHAT?!?! So picture what a hot mess I am at night with my retainers in and my mouth guard--next thing will be head gear!!! No wonder Im not engaged yet?!?!?!
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4 comments:
You are so funny! I was laughin so hard when I read that. I'm right ther with ya on the retainer thing... It makes ya feel really sexy!! good luck!
ps... that's discusting that you lose them at night!! :)
you freaking crack me up! stop it!
Oh ya, I can picture it now. I know Rich loves your hottness. Funny thing is, you're still pretty cute with a big old retainer!! Next time post a picture of you wearing them, that might put a better picture in my head.
You are so funny!! I know exactly what you mean though-- I feel the same way when I have mine in-- I have the worst lisp and I drool-- not a pretty picture. You on the other hand though... I don't think I've ever seen you not look good??? =) Love ya!
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